this is the first series of schlubs that isnt on itunes mainly due to the poor quality of the content. but here it is if you really want to listen to it.
EP 1 – CAN WE HAVE A CONVERSATION
Our very first schlow. Sorry. In this episode we cover subjects like “would you rather forget everyone you knew or yourself?”, “stamping on fairy bugs”, “Jason who lives on Roseberry avenue”, ” badger badges” and so much more. Take a break have a kitkat and listen to the these two schlubs attempt to piece together a podcast.
EP 2 – PENISES AND KNIVES
Episode 2 and, if anything, we’ve got worse. This time we have a bit of a chat about when it’s okay to stick your gum on a stranger, penises or knives, and get a bit worried that we might sound racist when Ryan suggests an adopted Asian baby comes with WiFi.
EP 3 – CLONE SEX & DEATH
On this episode and I will try not to give too much away but the Schlubs talk clone sex and death. Enjoy.
EP 4 – CANCER, FIRE & MAYONNAISE
This one is the one. The only. We tackle the hard hitting and controversial subjects of “cancer”, “fire” and “mayonaise”. Warn your ears for they’re about to be taken on one hell of a roller coaster ride.
EP 5 – BURNING RAY MEARS & PAST LIVES
Who would you take to a desert island? When did you know you were first white? What if you were Hitler in a past life? All these quibbles and more on this weeks listen show. Check it out. Listen to it. Tell a friend. Stay safe guys.
EP 6 – ROD ROD ROD OFF
It’s Friday 13th and unfortunately for you guys you get the worst (/best) podcast available on the internet. We go on an imaginary adventure with Rod, Rod and Rod! Stop, drop and roll the podcast!
EP 7 – MOON LAW, BATTLESHIP & GRANDMA
We are now plopping on a Tuesday!
We go on a journey from moon law to battleships and finally to my grandma (Peggy). All that and more on this weeks Schlubs.
EP 8 – OLD MAN SAMPSON
Old Man Sampson pays his first visit and Ryan gives Chelsea cancer. All that and more on this weeks Schlubs.
OSCARS SPECIAL 2015
The Oscars special. We predict, we watch and we react to The Oscars live to tape. Experience The Oscars like never before. Experience The Oscars with Schlubs.
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EP 9 – MANKENSTEIN
The earth needs repopulating. The Schlubs make the perfect man and women, a Frankenstein’s couple, out of all the best bits of mankind from Zac Efron abs to Michael Cera’s hands. All that and more on this weeks Schlubs.
EP 10 – THE MISSING EPISODE / BLIMPS AND FACES IN LOVE
A little late and a little missing EPISODE 10! Theres a fight on a blimp with the Cyrus family and other friends. All that an
EP 11 – BEARDS, DOPPLEGANGERS AND DO FAT PEOPLE EXIST?
So here is a podcast for y’all. Would you be with a bearded woman? Does it make you look like a better person? Would you like your clone or hate your clone? Do fat people exist? And, we get a little racist again. All this and more on this episode of schlubs!
EP 12 – DONT LISTEN. BUZZFEED MISTAKE.
Just pretend this one doesn’t exist. Skip. But, if you must know this is our attempt at creating content out of Buzzfeed quizzes. Which it turns out you cant do. All that and more on this weeks schlubs.
EP 13 – MURDER, COLORADO SPRINGS AND MACGRUFF
Deputy Head Sissle MacGruff pays a visit to Chelsea Fisher in her ideal home in Colorado Springs and shit gets real. All that and more on this weeks schlubs.
EP 14 – GENDER BINARY, SEXUAL ATTRACTION, GENDER AND BIG CATS
We answer your questions! All that and more on this weeks schlubs.
EP 15 – BODY SWAPS, ATOMIC BOMBS, TATTOOS AND POETS
We’ve got body swaps. We’ve got atomic bombs (can I say that?). We’ve got tattoos. We’ve got poets. All that and more on this weeks schlubs!
EP 16 – REMEMBER DEATH
Finally, remember death along with us on this weeks episode of Schlubs